a legend is born
so awesome, so cool, so calm and soothing
a heroic tale of poignant truth
it won't be long before they make it a movie

but one time is never enough, child
once they see it done right, they still gotta see it done wrong

on the lips, in the hearts
and the minds of our children
taken down in the annals of history
a spiraling tale followed by receipt of sale
the twist at the end is that there was no mystery

but two times are still not enough, friend
once we build it up, we still gotta burn it down

now the legend is back
as a shirt and a hat and a cereal flavor
if you don't have all three you're a worthless fucking creep
just go down the street and ask your neighbor

onward men, storm the gates
aim for the pockets 'cause we want the money
heads are spinning, it just can't wait
there's a time and a place and we'll shove it in your face

the legend never dies
you cut off its head and it still survives